Sharabi : Agar mere hath mein Sarkar hoti to,
Mein Desh ki Takdeer badal deta…
Sharabi ki Wife :(Gusse se 😡) Arey,
Pahele apna Pajama to badal le, Karam jale…
Subah se meri Salwar pahan kar Ghum rha hai.
Khatarnak, Jaanleva Technology problem-
Wife : where were you on Saturday night?
Husband :ohh, there was a urgent work I was asked to finish,
so had to stay back in office.
Wife : Ohh..Really? Then why your "Fitband" shows you burned 300 calories
and your heart rate was more than normal at 1 AM in Night?
Husband : Silents😐...
Wife :Violent😠...
Wife agar kuch bole to,
Apni Gardan ko 2 bar upar niche karein.
Ye Yog sab yog ka baap hai,
ye Yog aapke Khushal Jivan ki Kunji hai…
Dhayn rahe –
Gardan ko kabhi Baye Daye na ghumaye,
Ye bahut khatarnaak sabit ho sakta hai…
A white couple gets a black child.
Angry husband : You white, Me white. Why is baby black?
Wife : You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
